ME, ME, ME

​This is about me.
Not about you.
About me.
Look at me.
This is important.
Don't look away.
I feed on your gaze,
though I'm in control,
because this is about me.
Look at me.
I'm so fine,
you're so not fine.
I'm so much better than you,
though I bear it with humility.
Keep your eyes fixed on me,
this is important.
What do you think?
I don't really care what you think.
But you think I'm cool, right?
Look at me.
I'm important.
The world revolves around me.
Not around you.
You're looking at me.
I'm in control.
I'm so lonely.
Wait what?!?!
No no, I meant to say
I'm so happy.
Just look at me!
Please?
It's an order!!
This is important.
Please don't go.
I don't care about you.
You're nothing to me.
Look at me.
Aren't you jealous?
I want you to think
my life is exceptional.
I need you to think I'm special.
I'm not. It isn't.
But I can't tell you this,
I'll just pretend.
Aren't you even a little bit jealous?
I've got more followers than you do,
I'm more important than you are.
Look at me.
At me, me, me.
I need you.
Fuck off!
Tell you're friends to come by,
so that they can be jealous too.
Please tell them.
Look at me!
I'm important.
I'm what's happening.
Not you.
So look at me!
Please look at me,
I'm desperate!
I've got nothing!
Just you're eyes fixed on me.
But I don't give a shit, you know?
It's cool.
Look at me.
I'm in control.
I'm important.
You're here to see me.
Only me.
Watch me.
Talk about me.
Think good of me.
Please?
Haters gonna hate.
Look at me you piece of shit!
That's better.
Aren't you jealous?
I would be if I were you.
Have I told you I've got more followers than you?
It's not really that important, but I do.
Look at me.
Yes, look at me.
Keep looking.
I don't need you.
But please stay,
I don't want to be alone.
Not alone.
Please don't go.
Look!
I'll dance!
I'll do silly faces?
I'll show you my brunch!
My cat!
My ass!
Whatever you want!
Just please don't go.
Don't leave me all alone.
Please, I beg of you!!
Look at me.
At me, me, me.
Yes, that's right.
Thank you.
You insignificant turd!
Gotcha there, didn't I?
Keep looking.
Keep looking.
Look at me.
I know you're jealous,
you must be.
Please be jealous.
Criticise me, for all I care!
Talk to or about me,
but please don't go.
Look at me.
Keep looking.
At me, me, me.
Did I mention what shampoo I use?
It's really good.
Like, REALLY good.
Do I need to spell it out loud?
I-m—i-m-p-o-r-t-a-n-t.
Deal with it, bitch.
Look at me.
I don't care,
but I'm glad you're still here.
I've no real friends,
and it gets lonely at night.
No one likes me.
I'm a piece of shit!
But that's not what you think, is it?
No, I've proved to you how amazing my life is:
you must believe me!
Don't go!
Please don't go!!
I need you!
I'm nothing without you!!!
Look at me!!!
At me!!!!! At me!!!!! At me!!!!!!